Sasquatch Signed 8x10 Photo with COA - Bigfoot Autograph - Funny Novelty Gag Gift

  • $16.49


Finally, physical proof that Bigfoot exists! Prove the doubters wrong and get a Bigfoot autograph today!
 
Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is one of the most sought after mythological creatures in the world. Year after year, scientists and enthusiasts take the hills of the Pacific northwest, only to find that he’s either too busy to be seen, or is angrily shouting in the dark because he stubbed a toe.
 
If you’re one of the many people who are avid Bigfoot fans, it’s time to get out of the woods. Stop trying to capture him on grainy home video that looks like you traded in your $800 smartphone for a Polaroid from 1967, and stop spending thousands of dollars on camping equipment only to settle for a million mosquito bites.
 
Instead, get an authentic autographed Bigfoot photo from the big hairy ape man himself.
 
Each signed Bigfoot photo comes with a fun, catchy line (he’s way funnier in person…if you could actually find him) as well as a certificate of authenticity—just in case you need to prove to friends you’re not crazy.

Bigfoot is one of the most iconic natural wonders of the world. And because he’s yet to accept a guest spot at Salt Lake Comic Con or even make a public appearance, these rare, one-of-a-kind pictures of Bigfoot are a must-have for fans of all ages.
 
Order today and you’ll receive an 8x10 autographed Bigfoot photo with a matching certificate of authenticity. 
 
This is a very rare opportunity; don’t miss out on getting a piece of physical evidence sought by millions. Act now before Bigfoot decides that it’s time to go back into hiding!

 

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this a real autograph from Bigfoot?

A: The signature is as real as Bigfoot himself.

Q: How did Bigfoot learn to read and write English?

A: Bigfoot is a very intelligent creature, which is how he has eluded capture for so long. Living in the Pacific Northwest of the United States, he has been studying human culture for years including our language.

Q: Why did Bigfoot decide to sign autographs now, after all these years?

A: Two reasons. First, he is tired of people doubting his existence and wanted to provide proof that he is real. Second, global warming. Each summer it’s getting hotter and hotter in the woods, and Bigfoot needed some cash to buy an air conditioner.

Q: If Bigfoot wants to prove that he is real, why doesn’t he just let people see him?

A: Bigfoot suffers from social anxiety disorder and being around people makes him nervous.

***Obligatory disclaimer: This is clearly a novelty product meant for entertainment purposes only.***